Back in Action! Like the Power Rangers after gettin there asses kicked

What up Yall IM back in full swing for the Raw Report from Richmond VA!. We start off with our new tag champ John Cena on the mic. Reverund Cena speaks his sermon about his situation with Batista, Batista then comes out and Rev. Cena continues his sermon. After the sermon Batista was straight to the point, “I’m gonna beat you”. Through all of that they announced a rematch of them vs Simply Priceless (Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiasse Jr.) Commercial Time.

1st match: Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix w/ Santino

Kelly tried but…yeah, afterwards Beth and Santino try to make a statement but Kofi and Mickie come to save the day, but Santino wants to challenge Mickie to a match, and she accepts! commercial time!

2nd match: Mickie James vs Santino

Santino does his dirty tricks, distract Kofi, Beth comes in and rams Mickie into a post and Santino get the roll up for the pin. Backstage Mike Adamle is talking to Todd Grisham and then Kane comes in Adamle announces Kane vs Y2J, and afterwards Adamle tells Kane he has to reveal what in his bag. BIG MISTAKE, says Kane and then we go to commercial.

We’re back, and Cody Rhodes has lisp!, and he sounds like his dad, yikes! wasn’t really paying attention to what they were saying, so time for another commercial break.

4th match: Cryme Tyme vs The Highlanders?! yup they’re not fired

I dont know how these guys wrestle in jeans and Timbs, but they do it, anyways, Cryme Time wins in convincing fashion

HA HA I cant believe they made public Randy Orton reinjuring his collarbone in a motorcycle crash (glad he’s still alive) but kids just do the dumbest things.
JBL comes out and then CM Punk comes out, they talk, JBL challenges him to a drinking contest, or more like a dare, of course Punk denies (THATS WHATS UP) cause of his beiefs (alcoholism is bad!) then he toasts to JBL and throws it in his face and the kicks him, and walks out. (Straight edge baby! mucho cool points for Punk!) commercial

HBK promo time,

5th match: Y2J w/ Cade vs. Kane

During the match Adamle comes out and with a army of security distracting Kane for Jericho to hit him with the code breaker. Adamle wants the bag. Adamle is talking and walking down a BAD PATH! (Mike Adamle loves Ronald Reagan) Kane admits that there is a mask in the bag, but he admits that its not his mask, ITS Rey Mysterio’s!!!!! OMG (I guess Rey is retiring?!) commercial

6th match Jamie Noble vs William Regal

Man I miss those Regal and Finlay slugfests, oh yeah, Regal won, i think Noble got off 2 moves. Smackdown rebound

best Edge promo ever! nuff said, commercial

Main Event: Cena and Batista vs Simply Priceless
Batista and Cena dominated but their egos got in the way and that allowed Rhodes to get the roll up for the pin and they regain the title. Afterwards Simply Priceless tried to sneak attack but Cena and Batista embarrased them again, then they brawl each other until Adamle’s army comes out to break it up. End o show

All in all Raw was pretty solid before the PPV, they’re actually hitting on all cylinders with their skits.

SHOUTS OUTS!!!!
(CM Punk sticking to your beliefs)

(STRAIGHT EDGE RULES!!) (ALCOHOLISM IS BAD!!!)

IF YA NAME IS ON THIS LIST…

Big Daddy V
Shannon Moore
Domino
Nunzio
James Curtis
Referee Nick PatricK

YOU’RE FIRED!!!!!

I know I’m a lil late but i always wanted to do that, see ya in a hour.

him upstairs….him upstairs…

OMG! So sad. Bernie Mac passed away due to complications from pneumonia. Definitely one of the greats in African American comedians and actors. I swear, man, Heath Ledger, Sophia from Golden Girls, DJ Kswift and now this. This has been a crazy year. Loss lots of greats…

Raw Report, wait!! Its still friiidaaayyy!! The Low Down on Smackdown!

SD! is live from ATL Shawty! I’ll make this short and sweet

1st match: Michelle McCool, Cherry, Maria vs Victoria, Natalie, Maryse

Natalie and friends won via Sharpshooter on Maria

2nd match: Hawkins and Ryder vs Wang Yang and Shannon Moore (non-title)

Hawkins and Ryder won via Double Impaler DDT on Shannon Moore

3rd match: Shelton Benjamin vs Jeff Hardy (non-title)

Jeff Hardy via DQ, MVP did his drive-by boot

4th match: Indian Pajama Jammy Jam Armwrestling match
HHH vs Great Khali

HHH won via DQ, Khali headbutted him during match, then Khali squeezed his head like a melon

5th match: Vladamir Kozlov vs Jesse…You know who won

6th match: Super Crazy vs THE Brian Kendrick w/ Big Zeke Jackson a.k.a Angry NIGGA

THE Brian Kendrick won via his Bulldog which i coulda swore it was a regular move not to long ago
Afterwards Big Zeke came and did clean up on Super Crazy

Main Event: Throughout the night Edge had been taking out members of La Familia and the only members left were Chavo and Vickie so he convinced them both to come out to the ring with him and as soon as Chavo turned around WHAM! steel chair to Chavo’s back then WHAM! Conchairto!. Then Edge turns around with a Sinister and sadistic look towards Vickie, then he slowly kreeps over like a hyena stalking it’s prey then he tightly clenches her wheelchair as if he was going attack her like a F5 hurricane on the Florida coast, but he walked away, then turns around and flip her wheelchair, and while she lays there screaming and crying as if it was dinner time and she’s the meal, Edge stares at her with a sinister look that rivals the Joker, then the show ended.

This was one of the best SD!’s in a long time.. The Shelton Benjamin and Jeff Hardy was perfect neither men lost momentum, Shelton dominated, Jeff was resiliant, MVP saved the day. The real Edge is back, nuff said

SHOUT OUTS!!!

The Real Edge is Back

Shelton Benjmin, Ain’t no stoppin him NOW!!!!

man i love having staff, and oh, more friday news

Viscera aka Big Daddy V aka Mabel aka Nelson Frazier, Jr. is no longer with the WWE. In the past, I would be upset to see someone as cool as Viscera go. But since Big Daddy V sucked as a character I could care less. So, here’s to you guy and I hope you get well.

This week, in honor of SummerSlam, here’s a link to the official SummerSlam2008 page! Yay! Enjoy!

ITS FRIDAAAAY!!!! Time to break out the dancin shoes! (no relation to the dancin show)

Sorry I missed y’all with the Raw Report on Monday, but I needed to take a vacation. I’ll be back on monday with the whole shabangabang. Anyways just thought I’d give y’all some of the news throughout the week.

Foley is steppin away from the WWE

 Yep, Foley stated in the long Island Press that he will likely not renew his contract which ends in September this year. What this mean for the commentary on SD!, well I’ll let them surprise you with that. But I’ll leave you with this, ECW has a new commentary team, and now so will SD!

Snake Man is on his way back!

Randy Orton stated on an appearance on the UK’s Sky Sports News, that he is medically cleared to wrestle and will be backstage at SummerSlam, and he said he might make an appearance (I hope he gets rid of that wack intrance music)
Get ready to clean up that drool ladies!

Cause Batista is going to be on the September cover of Muscle and Fitness.

You know i can’t live without them!

SHOUT OUTS!!

Mick Foley, thanks for the memories Even though we all know you’ll be back

Randy Orton horay, he’s come back to shower us with his boring words and boring matches

Anyways!  give em flowers while they can still smell em!

Im Out to enjoy the weekend.

so you think that you can…brawl! whoo baby! hard justice time!

Yes, I am watching So You Think You Can Dance, but so what, Hard Justice is Sunday!

Samoa Joe vs. Booker T for the TNA Championship in a 6Sided Steel Cage Weapons Match

LAX vs Beer Money for the TNA Tag Team Championship

AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle in a Last Man Standing Match

Christian Cage and Rhyno vs Team 3D in a Jersey Street Fight

Petey Williams vs Consequences Creed for the XDivsion Championship

Jay Lethal vs Sonjay Dutt in a Black Tie Brawl and Chain Match

Oh, and a live rap performance, but I’m not gonna spoil that surprise (wink!)

And, this week

tuesday lah-di-dahs

First off, here are your RAW results, since my apprentice is SLACKIN’! I swear, you just can’t get good help these days…

Under the Adamle Reign we saw Kofi Kingston over Paul Burchill, Mickie over Katie, JBL over Y2J, Kane over Matt Striker and Batista and Cena over Cody and Teddy D to become the new Tag Team Champs. Exactly.

Oooo…pretty pretty. It’s the official Smackdown vs Raw featuring ECW 2009 video game cover. Very cool. I’m not very excited though, unless they can get the CAW interface together.

ya know, i didn’t realize that this is my 131st post: time sure does fly when you’re having fun :)

It’s official. Ric Flair is no longer with the WWE in any way whatsoever. I’n not 100% sure what that means, but  I do know that it means that we will no longer see the White-Haired Wonder (yes, I made that up myself), the Nature Boy in a WWE ring again. And that makes me very sad. So here’s to you Ric, who brought me some of my fave and bloodiest matches ever.

In other legend news, Mick Foley is rumored to be considering leaving Smackdown as commentator and WWE TV shows all together when his contract ends at the end of the summer. I think that this is a good move for Mick, seeing as he’s got so much to retire from the screen on. He’s a phenom in himself and really doesn’t deserve to have to do something that he doesn’t feel comfortable doing. I dunno. I’d miss seeing Mick once a week, but he’s not really the best commentator in the world. Really, I don’t see why Vince can’t come out and do it himself. He was actually a very cool commentator. Remember the old days? I do.

Next month will also mark the end of Team 3Ds contract with TNA. Everything’s still up in the air tho, so no one knows if they’ll stay with TNA or head elsewhere. I know I’d be happy to see them back in the WWE and would welcome them with open arms.

Well, that’s it. *shrug* Just wanted to stop off and hi friends.

saturday night main event wrap up: dolla dolla bills for autism, yall!

Whoa I totally almost forgot that Saturday Night Main was on tonight. Thank goodness for my mom calling me :

Wait, when did CM Punk did hot? I am perplexed. So…I’m coming in on this late. I’mma try to get a hold of what’s going on. Umm….it’s Kane and Cody and Teddy D and JBL vs. Cryme Tyme, John Cena and Batista. This is weird. Not having cable makes this all really hard to understand. Sorry. Thank goodness for this commercial break so I can catch up. Make sure to catch that Clone Wars movie, by the way. So yeah, at the break, we pretty much had an even matched fight. JR and the King are reunited on the mics and it feels so good.

We’re back and JBL is in the ring with….no one, ‘cause Kane is taking it to half of Cryme Tyme on the outside. CM is giving his two cents. Teddy D is in the ring with Shad, kinda dominating. You know,, Cryme Tyme does kinda look like Jagged Edge. Speaking of Edge, I wonder if he’s gonna come out tonight…I think that I still like Cody Rhodes. And Teddy D is pretty cool too. The “bad guy” team is really working together, walloping on Shad, who’s butters are looking very fresh tonight. They’re tagging in and out really fast, keeping each other fresh. Oh no! Tag to Cena, JBLs in the ring. 5Knuckle Shuffle and all of a sudden everything is nuts and it’s looking like the good guys are gonna win until…JBL with the Clothesline from Hell to JTG and he gets the win. That was interesting. I didn’t even see too much Batista tonight. Just a really cool spear. This was a cool fight tho. Thanks to my co-blogger for the background info. I really need to get cable again.

Great Khali is backstage on his way to the ring. Cut to a promo by Mr. Foxworthy, the host of “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” telling us to donate money to fight autism.

Carmer Electra cuts an autism promo. Prolly coulda raised more money if she showed more boobs. But anyway, Khali is on his way to the ring. Oh looks, it’s a video package all about the Punjabi Giant. And, he’s fighting Jimmy Wang Yang. I don’t even have to tell you how this one is going to go.

Instead, I’ll talk a lil’ bit about SummerSlam. This week, in celebration, I’m posting a link to last year’s SummerSlam page, just for old times sake. Next week, I’ll have your official SummerSlam lineup and my predictions. Always fun.

Oh, Khali won. Surprised? Ben Stiller is a horrible promo reader, but he still wants us to donate for autism. What is autism? Well, here’s the wiki.

Jenny McCarthy has her own theme music and video. Cool. This is a good promo. I wonder if we’re get some cool surprise. Nope. She just talked. That was it.

Edge drama video package. Ohhh Jeff Hardy vs. Edge is next! This should be good.

Oooo..Edge! I love to hate him. Really love it. Replay of what he did to Mick Foley last night. Boooo. Glad to see he’s still wearing his “tortured soul” coat. Jeff Hardy is next. I’m not a fan of that outfit, but I will probably be going for a Jeff Hardy shirt to wear to Survivor Series. Ding ding! Instant lock up. The King remarks that all of Edge’s actions have been desperate recently. I tend to agree. He’s showing typical signs of “Vince McMahon post losing his hair and title” Syndrome. Whooo! Jeff goes soaring over the ropes and crashes into Edge. Dang. He just went for an awesome running flippy move off the metal stairs and totally crashed into the wall. Commercial break as Jeff grabs his knee.

We’re back and apparently Edge took advantage of Jeff’s injured knee for the whole break, because Edge is definitely on top now. Jeff’s down and Edge is cheering. Oh no, he smashed Hardy’s knee into that steel post. This is looking bad for Jeff. He’s hurting really bad. Oh, I didn’t realize that Edge has never been in a Hell in the Cell Match. So this’ll be his first and it’s versus the Phenom, the man who they were made for. That sucks. Jeff is looking like he’s coming back. Edge is tied in the Tree of Woe and Hardy took advantage of it and almost got the three count. Whoa! Jeff goes for the Twist of Fate, Edge counters with a nasty DDT and Jeff barely kicks out. Edge is setting up for the spear and Jeff side-steps. Jeff hits the Whisper in the Wind and almost gets the three. Oh no. Edge is down. Jeff’s setting up for the Swanton. Edge moves and Jeff stops it. Edge is outside of the ring, getting counted. Where the hell did MVP come from to kick Jeff in the head. Edge takes advantage, hits the spear and gets the win.

So that was it. Lots of fun for an hour. I wish that every two hour show was that cool.