Would you believe that I’m on the bus this morning making my commute to work at right outside of the Harbor my bus starts spouting smoke…from the inside? Yup. No one knows what happened. The bus just kinda begin to smolder or something. Very weird. So what does the driver do? Open the roof vent and keep driving. I’m so serious. Things are getting really, really weird, like some dark times are coming. I’m starting to feel like Vince right before his limo blew up.

 

Remember that whole Christopher Daniels firing incident on TNA last week? I know, I was so upset too. It is SO Papa Pump’s time to go. But anyway, so yeah, remember that? Well it wasn’t real! Yay! He’ll just be pretend gone for awhile, prolly participating in on the independent circuit until they’re ready to bring him back. Whew! That was a relief.

 

In WWE news, JBL is heading to RAW not only to talk smack to Chris Jericho, but to lay the smack down. Yup, seems like Tazz is taking his place in the commentary chair and JBL is gonna lace those boots back up and get back in the ring with Jericho. Yay!

Injury reports: Rey Mysterio jammed his knee at Armageddon but says that he’s alright. And Jeff is reporting the Matt’s appendix bursting/infection is better and that he’s doing well. We hope that they both recover and come back to the ring asap.

 

Since Christmas Eve is on a Monday this year, WWE will be airing their tribute to the troops this Monday coming. Very touching. Make sure you catch it at 9pm, where characters are welcome.

Yahoo Games has released their list of the best games from the past ten years. Very interesting perspective, but in some cases, I beg to differ.

1997: Grand Turismo (Are you serious? Didn’t FF7 come out that year? And that’s one of the best games ever!)

1998: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

1999: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (The beginnings of a great Tony Hawk legacy!)

2000: The Sims (Absolutely! Another great legacy begins. I swear I used to be addicted.)

2001: Grand Theft Auto3 (I dunno. Halo came out that same year. But GTA rocks!)

2002: Battlefield 1942 (Never heard of it. But GTA Vice City came out that year too and I loved that game, so yeah.)

2003: Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic (How about Call of Duty instead?)

2004: World of Warcraft (Are you serious? GTA San Andreas!? Helllooooo!!! Who’s decisions were these?)

2005: Resident Evil4 (Shadow of Colussus made this list? That was a good game? Wow…)

2006: The Elder Scroll IV: Oblivion (SOCOM?? Yeah.)

ITS LUNCHTIME MOFOS:

Ha ha, had some quickie updates for ya! I love not doing work. It gives me waaaay more time to learn.

The SAGs have just released the nominees for their snooty fancypants awards, and Yahoo! has the list here. I’m excited that Hugh Laurie is nominated for his awesome role on House and that No Country for Old Men is up for a few awards. What? You haven’t seen No Country for Old Men? Well please, visit your local Landmark Theater and buy a ticket! (Shameles plug, I know.)

So cloning wasn’t ever illegal, huh? Apparently not, because now they’re talking about feeding us these cloned animals! Like in markets, you could buy beef ribs, or cloned beef ribs! Milk, or cloned milk! Good thing I’m lactose intolerant. But yeah, that’s not cool. Not cooler still is the fact that the FDA may not be legally required to label if the contents include cloned food or not. What? I’m not even gonna get started on the fact that there are two companies that have produced over five-hundred cloned animals already. That’s not the issue. The issue is that I want to know if I’m eating real cow or fake cow, you know? Where’s PETA when you need them? Jeeze.

I’m going to totally bypass the whole Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy scandal because, who cares? Trailer trash begets trailer trash and the cycle lives on.

Remember the Elimination Chamber? Well, they’re finally brining it back in 2008 as a means of deciding who will get a title shot at Wrestlemania. Here’s the story:

According to the story, the match will assume a role similar to the Royal Rumble match by determining which WWE Superstar will get a WrestleMania title shot.

After the Royal Rumble winner determines which champion he wishes to face at Mania, six Superstars from WWE’s other major brand will compete in the Chamber match for a shot at that brand’s title.

A while back I reported that in December, WWE would face off against TNA in a ratings war when ECW shared a timespot with TNA one Thursday. Well, that was last week and the rating are in. Da da dum. TNA rocks the house. Not that anyone watches either show, but more people still watch TNA over ECW. Congrats guys.

In other TNA news, Ron Killings, the crackhead part of Team PacMan, is saying adios to the company. Am I surprised or sad? No. It’s not like he was really around anymore anyway.