Told ya I’d be back with a little wrestling news!

First off, congrats to the Levesque family and the McMahons! Stephanie, the Billion dollar princess, just announced that she’s pregnant with her and TripleH’s second baby! So, congrats! I hope that they one day decide to, like, share them with the world. Oh, they are so cute together.

Looking like WWE Smackdown is going to hop, skip and jump over to the “MyNetwork” station when they’re done with CW. I’m just very happy that they’re sticking to a local channel. I was so scared I was going to be cut off 100%.

In Chris Benoit news, the case is totally closed. Sadly, though, now the family wants to file a wrongful death suit against the WWE, which makes no sense at all. I don’t really think that it was the WWE’s fault, unless they shoved the pills down his throat, and that was never proved. This whole thing is getting really messed up. I cannot believe that Hustler magazine won the right to publish nudie pics of Benoit’s late wife. That was a lawsuit from the family that made sense. But suing the WWE is pointless. Things are already bad enough when he’ll prolly never make it into the Hall of Fame. But to sue them and blame his death on them is a little much.

Know how Khali’s handler keeps telling us that the people in India are all hyped about The Great Khali and really see him as a hero? Well it’s true. Go figure. Check this article out.

Matt Morgan and Mr. Waste of Muscle Chris Masters are supposedly trying out for American Gladiators, the Hulk Hogan hosted update on like ABC or NBC or something. I think that’d be cool for Masters. Those guys obviously don’t get tested They’re all like freaks of nature.

So so sad. Sloppy, oh I mean, Samoa Joe’s contract is almost up soon. In fact, in June, he’ll have the opportunity to decide if he wants to stick around with TNA or hop over to the WWE or MMA, where he’d never make it. I don’t think that he’s really WWE material either. I think he needs to sign that TNA contract when they offer it to him and leave it at that. Or retire. He doesn’t have too many options these days.

Rory McAllister, half of the Highlanders, just went through surgery for a pectoral tear. We wish him a safe recovery.

WWE sent out an email to everyone on their mailing list asking for input on their new slogan. Here are their choices:

WWE…Let Us Entertain You
WWE…Real Entertainment
WWE…It’s On
WWE…It’s Unreal
WWE…Where the Story Never Ends
WWE…The Ultimate Thrill Ride

How about WWE…We Want Entertainment. Ha ha, but really, I like WWE…It’s On. Cause WWE…It’s Unreal kinda states the obvious.

Oh, here’s a photo from Brock Lesnar’s UFC fight debut.

I don’t have any No Way Out news right now. Sorry. But I do have an early Happy Valentines Day to all you folks, in case I don’t have time tomorrow. So there.