But I’mma be doing the raw recap for Rakiesha on Mondays until she gets her cable back. Oh I forgot my name is Henry a.k.a Hendog, I’ll get to the back story later, but lets start the show.

We start off with Raw in Louisiana, recapping what happened last week when CM Punk cashed in M.I.T.B on Edge to win the World Heavy Weight Championship (yay!). Then there was a message from Stephanie McMahon, updating us on the “health” of Vince. Then we go to a dark area to the sounds of Vicky Guerrero (oh yeah nothing like waking up to the sound of that). She calls out CM punk and DEMANDS! an apology and a forfeit of the Championship, for Edge losing the title and postponing the marriage. CM Punk jokes about other people she can marry like Great Khali, lol, then Vicky, SLAPS, CM Punk and as Punk was beginning to retaliate JBL comes out and demands a rematch from Monday. As JBL was talking Captain America! (I mean John Cena) comes out and does his usual and hypes the crowd with his lame pops, and suggests that they have a No.1 contenders match tonight. Of course, Batista comes out (you know what that means, triple threat for No. 1 contender), congratulates Punk, says hi to Vicky, and tells her to roll her ass back to SD, they argue and agree to the triple threat match I quickly predicted earlier, and out of nowhere Kane! comes out and says he wants in so now we have a FATAL 4 WAY, Kane, JBL, Cena, Batista, No 1. contender match tonight! Next is the RAW debut of Rey Mysterio (vs Santino Marella)

1st Match: Rey Mysterio vs. Santino

First they recap the segment they had last week, ( I hope they keep Santino employed cause he has some of the best mic skills of all time!) But anyways, this was a squash match, and Rey did his usual moves and and debuts his new finisher its like a missile splash from the top ropes think something like a bomb dropping from a airplane. 1,2,3 its a wrap. Commercial time.

During the commecial break, they show a preview of on of the best summertime shows out, Burn Notice!, straight hotness, first season on DVD!, oh and they show some Guitar Hero commercial, Psyche also returns too!

We return to Raw, and Grisham is interviewing Punk and is interupted by Snitsky, and then challenges Punk to a match, Punk agrees, non title match tonight CM Punk vs Baby Kicker ( sorry I don’t know how to spell his last name), then Cena and Mickie (DAMN!) are conversating about New Orleans, and Kelly Kelly comes and gets Mickie for their Divas tag team match next! Side note: I think that Divas title on SD is one of the worst titles in Womens history.

2nd match: Mickie and Kelly Kelly vs Layla (DAMN!) and Jillian

Jilian starts to sing and is interrupted by Kelly Kelly’s intro, then Mickie comes out and they start the match. Kelly Kelly has really improved over the months and shows it. She and Jillian pretty much go at for the whole match and Kelly Kelly picks up the victory from a hurricarana roll up for the pin. Their victory was cut short by JBL’s intro and now it is time for JBL to come out, SIKE! Cena rolls up in JBL’s limo! and JBL walks out wondering what the heck is going on. Cena says that there is a problem with JBL’s limo and calls out Cryme Tyme, and they smash up his limo, spray painting it with words like, Yo Yo Yo, and poopy lmao!

Recap of CM Punk cashing in M.I.T.B.

3rd match: CM Punk vs Baby Kicker (non title match)

We start off with B.K dominating, then Punk counters a rope toss with an enziguri, then a flying clothesline and then a bull dog and the sets him up for the G.T.S good night! My apologies for not getting his name right but I couldn’t live with myself mispelling his name all night!

Next is a message from H.B.K (commercial break)

Recap of the H.B.K and Jericho! feud. HBK is on the mic and accepts Jericho’s challenge at Great American Bash. then Jericho comes out w/ lance Cade. Jericho talks about how HBK got squashed by Batista in the stretcher match, and calls the fans worthless (YES! he’s a heel again!), and complains about how he gets a free pass by the fans. HBK says that Y2J will never be him and and then commercial break WTF?!

4th match: Kofi Kingston (jamiacan me crazy!) vs Charlie Haas (non title match)

We start off with lock between both , and the Haas takes over with a bevy of hard hits and headlocks, then Kofi counters with his super dropkicks, and amazing diplay of athleticism, and then makes quick work of Charlie Haas with his roundhouse kick. 1,2,3 (jamiacan me crazy!) While Kofi was celebrating Pakl Burchill comes out and beats up on Kofi and does his Curb stomp. Then, cameras go to the back and show a fan doing Batista’s Gun jack impersonation and is chased off by security. Gotta love live tv baby lmao! Commercial time.

Main Event Fatal 4 way: Batista vs JBL vs Kane vs Cena

After everyone comes out Cena and JBL immidiately go at it and then commercial break. All four men still going at it, the chokeslam on Batista, then Kane tries on Cena but is countered into a FU but then JBL boots Cena in the face. Commercial break. We come back to a five knuckle but is stopped by Kane. Then Batista is dominating, spine buster on Cena then clothesline from hell on Batista, then STFU on JBL, then Kane tries a doubbles chokeslam on JBL and Cena but is countered then Batista tries to Powerbomb Kane but is countered, on the outside JBL threw the steps on Cena, and back in the ring Kane is on the top ropes and tries his diving clothesline but misses Batista and then Batista spears Kane. 1, 2, 3. After the match Kane shows his frustrations by taking out the camera crew and then grabs Michael Cole and throws him in the ring and asks him “Is he alive or Dead?” idk, and begins to chokeslam Cole and out of nowhere King comes and chopblocks Kane. He gets up immediately and beats King up and then King walks out and then Kane walks out end of show.